God said let there be rock and roll and there was rock and roll, and God party hardy with Adam and Eve all night. All night until the dinosaurs became fed up with the noise and they went to god asking to stop. It was three in the morning and some dinosaurs had to get up in the morning to go to work. God was like no and became infuriated and smited the dinosaur race( exept for some). Eventualy, Adam hooked up with Eve and they went home together. God, now left alone, began creating to pass the time. He created new animals and insects and environments to screw with Adam's and Eve's heads. The couple came back to God but with surprises aswell.
"What the hell are those?" asked God.
"Well, these are our off spring, our kids. You know i could ask you the same question," replied Adam.
"This, Adam, is the great ecosystem! It's all the animals and nature working as one. Ya know dude, all connected."
Adam replies back, "This is ridiculous. That's it. We are going to create our own God and it'll be called ... the economy! And we will praise and glorify it's physical form, MONEY! Capitalism will be the reign of the world. You'll see!"